Monday 3 November 2014

Movember Post: The Top Ten Staches!

         It's that time of year again! Movember! Today I'll be counting down the top ten mustaches the NHL has ever seen, showcasing them in, of course, hockey cards! And I think we all know who's going to be no. 1...


#10 - Paul Hoganson
This is the first-ever hockey card of Hoganson, and it showcases his mustache pretty good. Maybe if the WHA had stayed, we'd see more staches like this. Alas, the WHA is no more.


#9 - Alexei Kasatonov
Okay. He could seriously pass for a musketeer. Replace his stick with a rapier, and you've got Aramis himself.


#8 - Randy Ladouceur
Your typical small handlebar. Man, with Ladouceur, Babych, and Ferraro, the Whalers had a lot of good mustaches.


#7 - John Tonelli
A tough guy for the Kings in the 90's, the mustache just adds to his menace.


#6 - Dave Babych
Sheesh, I would've bought the Whalers myself just for the mustaches.


#5 - Michel Goulet
500 goals: Most of them with a mustache. What does that mean? Mustaches make you skillful.


#4 - Mike Gartner
Here it is again: One of the most consistent scorers in NHL history. He has a mustache.


#3 - Gordie Roberts
Okay, so he wasn't the best player. That awesome mustache probably weighed him down!


#2 - George Parros
Mustaches probably make you a better fighter, too. They probably intimidate opponents as well. And they make you smart! Parros majored in economics.


And of course, #1 - Lanny McDonald
Need I say more?

Happy Movember everyone!

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